the kid wrote:

> HERE’S A COMPLETELY IMMORAL SCHEME OF QUESTIONABLE LEGALITY

the kid:

        At least you didn’t claim it was 100% legal, like most other fools.

> SO LET’S CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE. NO PHONEY, BULL-SHIT TESTIMONIALS.
> IF YOU THINK THERE MAY BE JUST ENOUGH SUCKERS OUT THERE TO MAKE A
> HAIR-BRAINED SCHEME LIKE THIS WORK, SIMPLY DO THE FOLLOWING:

        I don’t think "anyone" believes there are enough suckers out there to
make these hair-brained scheme’s work.  Regardless of your own bullshit
testimonial of winding up with a serious case of carpal tunnel syndrome,
from opening over 100,000 envelopes.  Yours was funny enough to read
though.
        I wrote this as if "the kid" was going to read it, but I realize that’s
an infinitesimal possibility.

–
Bottlebob